Omegle Broken English Cybering

Omegle is a website that connects you to a stranger and lets you have an instant messaging conversation with them. A larger proportion of its users a Brazillian and speak poor English. I was bored one day and decided to pretend to be Brazillian and feign fractured English while talking to one of these Brazillians. The result is the following conversation (I am "You" and the other guy is "Stranger")

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi bitch

You: i am brazil

You: :D

You: why dont you say ?

You: hello ?

You: hi ?

You: you bored

Stranger: ..

You: hello !!

You: asl ?

Stranger: You are a boy?

You: i am a girl

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: brazil

You: my english not well

Stranger: How old are you

You: 16

Stranger: So do i

You: cool !

Stranger: Do you like make love?

You: i love make love !

You: internet sex ?

Stranger: What?

You: have sex on internet ?

Stranger: Vidieo on line?

You: its where you say sex words on internet

You: i suck your cock

You: im touching my pussy

Stranger: Yeah

You: i touch my pussy with speed

Stranger: Oh come on

You: come on

You: i want your cock on top of my pussy

You: put your cock on me

You: i want to feel hot

You: do it !

Stranger: Oh I like

You: you say too

Stranger: Touch my cock

Stranger: It's so big

You: i touch your cock with my mouth

You: its the largest

Stranger: Do you like it?

You: my pussy is a swimming pool

You: yes

Stranger: I suck it

Stranger: Wa so much

You: oh !

You: touch my ass hole with your hands

Stranger: Do you use msn or other?

You: no

You: we are internet sex !

You: i put your cock in my tummy

Stranger: ..

Stranger: Hot

Stranger: My english is not good

You: you make love all over my big bosom

Stranger: Em

Stranger: Ah

You: my teats are leaking

Stranger: So hot

You: oh boy'

You: put your cock in my ass

Stranger: I like. Em....Ah....

You: say something hot to me

Stranger: I like put it in your mouse

You: it taste good

Stranger: It's too wet

Stranger: I'll go

Stranger: Quickly

You: go all over my face

You: it feels like warm waterfight

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Do you want again?

You: yeah

You: i want it 3 times

Stranger: Ah, you are so sexy

You: you are too

You: i am actually touching my pussy now

You: its a swimming pool for you

Stranger: Take out your clothes

You: im not wearing any clothes

You: take your clothes out to me

Stranger: I wan't see yoour body

Stranger: Give your possy to my mouse

Stranger: Ah so sweet

You: its so wet

You: its raining on your mouse

Stranger: Ah bitch

Stranger: Suck my cock

You: i poo on your face

You: and you have to eat it

Stranger: How many times do you make with your boy friend

You: 7

Stranger: One ninght

You: eat my poo

Stranger: So good

You: do you like my poo?

Stranger: So much

Stranger: Nice to meet you, I had go

Stranger: Wenderful ninght

You: bye bye sexy

Stranger: Bye dear

Your conversational partner has disconnected.