Unfinished Tales

I just discovered that Blogger saves things you are typing automatically and stores them. I have found a treasure trove of story-beginnings dating back to last year, when I was at the height of my enthusiasm. I like to think of myself as something of a modern-day Tolkein, and so to post these conclusion-lacking masterpeices seems a logical action to take. Rather than make you wait until I die though, I will do it now.

Titled "Virinder: A Tale Of Lust":

Virinder sighed as he flipped the last Big Mac. He wished that his boss was a hot lesbian who paid him in sex. "Quitting time Virinder" said his large, hairy, male boss, patting him on the back. Virinder sighed again.

It was cold and quiet outside. Virinder wished he had known he was going to be asked to work a double shift, he would have brought his coat. He passed a group of Woolworths employee's on their smoke break, two of whom were women. "Imagine if one of them wanted to have sex with me" thought Virinder longingly. His heart sunk as he passed them without the offer coming up.

Virinder arrived home tired and cold. His father greeted him as he opened the door. "Guess what I got you Virinder?" he said excitedly. "What?" said Virinder. "A new pillow!" replied his father, pulling it out from behind his back. Virinder took the pillow without thanks and headed towards his room. "Why can't you buy me a hooker like regular Dad's" thought Virinder bitterly as he slammed the door to his room. Virinder kicked off his work shoes into the corner of his room. He flopped onto his bed, and waited for his Dad to go to bed.

Titled simply as "aditya":

Aditya awoke to a familiar tickling sensation as the tip of his penis gently caressed the ceiling of his bedroom. He opened his eyes to reveal not the tower of man that normally looms throbbingly over him, but a pair of large, beautiful green eyes. Aditya’s heart skipped a beat, “Shit Niggah!” he exclaimed.

Titled "Carl George And Morrison: A Tale Of 'If Only...'"

"No" said Mrs. Jorgensen flatly, who had appeared out of apparent nowhere. "Yeah, right-o", replied Carl George in defeat, returning the yogurt he had considered consuming back into his school-bag with a slightly embarrassed LOL. A handsome student two seats down said something cheeky and endearing to the no-nonsense English teacher, not in an attempt to impress anybody, but out of charity for his no-doubt bored classmates. "Do your work." Jorgy replied in predictably Jorg-esq tone to the row of rowdy teens. "Yeah, God" said a sexually undecided voice from across the room. "Shut up Morrison!" the class chanted humorlessly back to their pesky peer.

What appears to be an intended sequal to the Ewan story:

Ewan awoke to the sound of John’s heaving breath. Light shone through the open curtains, visible in beams of airborne dust. Ewan gently lifted the arm from on top of his chest and slid out of bed. He crept into John’s kitchen to find his pants. There was still a bottle of lube on the counter; Ewan smiled when he saw it, knowing his asshole would never be the same again, and knowing that John was the reason. He gathered together his clothes, got dressed, and quietly as he could exited through the door of the apartment; still unable to express anything but a smile on his round, adolescent face.

It wasn’t a long walk from John’s apartment to Ewan’s house. Ewan had been there and back every night since his parents had been in Melbourne. He knew he would have to cherish the last two days he had left before their return, lying to himself that he didn’t wish his aunt didn’t die every week.

Ewan arrived home and went straight sleep; He hadn’t gotten much last night. He would need his energy for the night ahead. Dreams of John caressed him gently throughout the remainder of the morning.

Ewan awoke at 1:32PM, later than he had wanted. He bathed and dressed and hurried out the front door.

Titled "Steven Nash":

“Steven Nash!” Jonny’s attractive yelling pulled Steven out of his trance. “Jonny Goodwin!” he replied, pretending as though he hadn’t been staring at Sean at all. “What’s going on?” he asked as Jonny arrived in front of him. “Sorry if I interrupted your wanking over Sean” said Jonny with a chuckle, ignoring the question. Steven just laughed it off, “Ha-ha, Yeah” he said unconvincingly.

Titled "Found In Translation":

Alex Selby was walking down a Japanese street in Japan. The street was filled with Japanese accountants, Japanese businessmen, Japanese women, and a whole range of other Japanese people.

Marcel Prank Conversations

Conversations between me and Marcel with me pretending to be a girl, "(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)".

Date		Time		From		To		Message
2008/04/05		4:43:26 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		hey
2008/04/05		4:43:39 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		hey
2008/04/05		4:43:47 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		wats up
2008/04/05		4:44:04 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		so r u jonny's cousin?
2008/04/05		4:44:08 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeah
2008/04/05		4:44:28 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		do u go to lyneham with him?
2008/04/05		4:46:54 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer loldo u live in canberra or?
2008/04/05		4:47:01 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeah
2008/04/05		4:47:35 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i live in weetangera
2008/04/05		4:47:55 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		cool what school do u go to?
2008/04/05		4:47:59 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		canberra high
2008/04/05		4:48:06 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		year?
2008/04/05		4:48:09 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		10
2008/04/05		4:48:21 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		cool
2008/04/05		4:48:24 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		im same age as jonny, he is two months older
2008/04/05		4:48:47 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		cool
2008/04/05		4:48:48 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		r u in year 10 to?
2008/04/05		4:48:53 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yep
2008/04/05		4:48:55 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		cool
2008/04/05		4:49:01 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		u got a pic?
2008/04/05		4:49:14 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		or is that u in ur pic already hahaha
2008/04/05		4:49:22 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer but its gay lol
2008/04/05		4:49:28 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		wbu?
2008/04/05		4:49:42 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, i got a pic of my boobs
2008/04/05		4:49:46 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		but im not gonna show ya
2008/04/05		4:49:51 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		YAY
2008/04/05		4:50:03 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, u cant see nething in ur pic
2008/04/05		4:50:17 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		ok ready?
2008/04/05		4:50:21 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yep
2008/04/05		4:51:28 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol do u want to see the pic of my boobs?
2008/04/05		4:51:28 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		thats my fully sweet dog
2008/04/05		4:51:31 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		and me last winter
2008/04/05		4:51:36 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, ur pretty hot
2008/04/05		4:51:43 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		YES!!
2008/04/05		4:51:49 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		i love boobs
2008/04/05		4:51:51 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol
2008/04/05		4:51:53 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol ok
2008/04/05		4:52:01 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		but u cant show ne1 else ok?
2008/04/05		4:52:07 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		kk
2008/04/05		4:52:12 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		i promise
2008/04/05		4:52:17 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		kk
2008/04/05		4:52:31 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		ill send it cos otherwise peple in other convos will see it
2008/04/05		4:52:39 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer ok
2008/04/05		4:52:47 PM						(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*) sends C:\Users\Jonny\Documents\Cleanup\Adobe Stock Photo\AdobeStockPhotos\Purchased Images\Adobe Shop Purchase History\672logitech_drivers\Program Files\drivers\Logitech\SETNE\Backup\03.jpg
2008/04/05		4:52:52 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		ill find abetter pic of me
2008/04/05		4:53:18 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		send me a pic of ur penis cos i sent u boobs
2008/04/05		4:53:22 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol jks, u dont have to
2008/04/05		4:54:57 PM						Sending of "03.jpg" to Marcel has failed.
2008/04/05		4:55:05 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		shit
2008/04/05		4:55:08 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		try again
2008/04/05		4:55:23 PM						(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*) sends C:\Users\Jonny\Documents\Cleanup\Adobe Stock Photo\AdobeStockPhotos\Purchased Images\Adobe Shop Purchase History\672logitech_drivers\Program Files\drivers\Logitech\SETNE\Backup\03.jpg
2008/04/05		4:56:41 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		taking ages to download
2008/04/05		4:56:56 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		it says on mine that it fucked up
2008/04/05		4:57:10 PM						(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*) sends C:\Users\Jonny\Documents\Cleanup\Adobe Stock Photo\AdobeStockPhotos\Purchased Images\Adobe Shop Purchase History\672logitech_drivers\Program Files\drivers\Logitech\SETNE\Backup\03.jpg
2008/04/05		4:57:11 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		kk
2008/04/05		4:57:14 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		ill try again
2008/04/05		4:57:22 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i no how much u wana c my boobs lol
2008/04/05		4:57:51 PM						You could not send or receive the file "03.jpg" from Marcel.
2008/04/05		4:58:04 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		fuck dis is gay
2008/04/05		4:58:05 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		try again PLZ?
2008/04/05		4:58:17 PM						(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*) sends C:\Users\Jonny\Documents\Cleanup\Adobe Stock Photo\AdobeStockPhotos\Purchased Images\Adobe Shop Purchase History\672logitech_drivers\Program Files\drivers\Logitech\SETNE\Backup\03.jpg
2008/04/05		4:58:33 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		can u see it?
2008/04/05		4:59:02 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer but not full scale :(
2008/04/05		4:59:19 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		accept then
2008/04/05		4:59:41 PM						(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*) sends C:\Users\Jonny\Documents\Cleanup\Adobe Stock Photo\AdobeStockPhotos\Purchased Images\Adobe Shop Purchase History\672logitech_drivers\Program Files\drivers\Logitech\SETNE\Backup\03.jpg
2008/04/05		5:00:38 PM						Sending of "03.jpg" to Marcel has failed.
2008/04/05		5:00:51 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, dis is so shit!
2008/04/05		5:00:52 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		cry
2008/04/05		5:01:09 PM						(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*) sends C:\Users\Jonny\Documents\Cleanup\Adobe Stock Photo\AdobeStockPhotos\Purchased Images\Adobe Shop Purchase History\672logitech_drivers\Program Files\drivers\Logitech\SETNE\Backup\03.jpg
2008/04/05		5:01:18 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		hope it works dis time
2008/04/05		5:01:28 PM						Sending of "03.jpg" to Marcel has failed.
2008/04/05		5:01:31 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		ahh!
2008/04/05		5:01:36 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		soz try again
2008/04/05		5:01:42 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		please
2008/04/05		5:01:48 PM						(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*) sends C:\Users\Jonny\Documents\Cleanup\Adobe Stock Photo\AdobeStockPhotos\Purchased Images\Adobe Shop Purchase History\672logitech_drivers\Program Files\drivers\Logitech\SETNE\Backup\03.jpg
2008/04/05		5:01:59 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		ok, but only cos ur so hot lol
2008/04/05		5:02:47 PM						Transfer of "03.jpg" is complete.
2008/04/05		5:02:53 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol it worked
2008/04/05		5:03:16 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		YAY\
2008/04/05		5:03:34 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol do u think im hot?
2008/04/05		5:04:16 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		i like ur boobs lol yer ur hot
2008/04/05		5:04:27 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol thnx
2008/04/05		5:04:38 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		send me a pic of your penis?
2008/04/05		5:04:58 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		its ok if u dont want to, but i would rlly like it
2008/04/05		5:05:13 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		i gotta take 1 first
2008/04/05		5:05:28 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		cool thnx
2008/04/05		5:06:27 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		erect?
2008/04/05		5:06:39 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeah
2008/04/05		5:06:43 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		if u can get it up lol
2008/04/05		5:06:52 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		shut up lol
2008/04/05		5:09:00 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		hey my mum has the digetal cam im soo sorry
2008/04/05		5:09:07 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		awww
2008/04/05		5:09:12 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		sorry
2008/04/05		5:09:13 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		fuk u lol jks
2008/04/05		5:09:26 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		sorry
2008/04/05		5:09:38 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		well, next time u can?
2008/04/05		5:09:57 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer sure do u wanna send me a pic of ur pussy??
2008/04/05		5:10:17 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, ill send it to u wen i get ur pic
2008/04/05		5:10:30 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		:( no fair
2008/04/05		5:10:50 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		i want my camera
2008/04/05		5:10:55 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, yeah
2008/04/05		5:11:19 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		me to
2008/04/05		5:11:29 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i wana hav a pic of ur penis to rub my pussy to
2008/04/05		5:12:25 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		send me pic plz
2008/04/05		5:12:46 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, how bout if u send me the pic of ur dick, i wil send u a vid of me rubing my pussy to it
2008/04/05		5:13:39 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		but i dont have my camera here with me:(
2008/04/05		5:14:03 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		well then nxt time u do, come on msn and send me it
2008/04/05		5:14:31 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, im not gonna send u a vid of me runing my pussy 4 nuthin lol
2008/04/05		5:14:37 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		rubing*
2008/04/05		5:16:23 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		send me a pic then PLZ
2008/04/05		5:16:34 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		nup
2008/04/05		5:16:36 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		soz
2008/04/05		5:16:53 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		only wen i get to see ur dik lol, thats tha rules
2008/04/05		5:18:53 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		c2
2008/04/05		5:19:03 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		soz
2008/04/05		5:19:33 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		u r hot but i sent u a pic of my boobs so u cant relly complain lol
2008/04/05		5:19:53 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		true
2008/04/05		5:19:56 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		but
2008/04/05		5:22:36 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		wil u be on msn tomoro?
2008/04/05		5:22:51 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer after 5
2008/04/05		5:23:00 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		cos if u take a pic and giv it to me then then i wil still make a vid 4 u
2008/04/05		5:23:13 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		cool
2008/04/05		5:24:54 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		i found a pic of me toppless and coverd in mud?
2008/04/05		5:25:17 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		nah
2008/04/05		5:25:20 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		doenst count lol
2008/04/05		5:25:30 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol i gtg
2008/04/05		5:25:46 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		kk bbbye
2008/04/05		5:25:50 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		byebye
2008/04/05		5:25:53 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		c u tomoro
2008/04/05		5:25:58 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer
2008/04/05		5:25:58 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		on msn lol
2008/04/05		6:21:53 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		ay so wat bout that pic ay??
2008/04/05		6:21:57 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol jks
2008/04/05		6:22:02 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol
2008/04/05		6:22:09 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		we hav a deal remember
2008/04/05		6:22:10 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol
2008/04/05		6:22:29 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer but my mums got my cam
2008/04/05		6:22:57 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeh i know
2008/04/05		6:23:13 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		but when u can get it bak and take a pic, then i wil send u one of me lol
2008/04/05		6:23:43 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		grr
2008/04/05		6:23:46 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		jks
2008/04/05		6:24:02 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol
2008/04/05		6:25:16 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		LoL
2008/04/05		6:25:23 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		jks
2008/04/05		6:25:32 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		:-O
2008/04/05		6:25:35 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol jks
2008/04/05		6:28:26 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		do u hav a gf?
2008/04/05		6:32:48 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		do u have a gf?
2008/04/05		6:32:50 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		NA
2008/04/05		6:32:53 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		cool
2008/04/05		6:33:00 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		DO U HAVE A BF?
2008/04/05		6:33:04 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		nup
2008/04/05		6:33:08 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i dont hav a gf either
2008/04/05		6:33:10 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		but im bi
2008/04/05		6:33:30 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		COOL SEND ME A MOVIE
2008/04/05		6:33:33 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		LOL JKS
2008/04/05		6:33:33 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol
2008/04/05		6:33:44 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		hav u ever had sex?
2008/04/05		6:33:57 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		YER WBU?
2008/04/05		6:34:03 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeah
2008/04/05		6:34:13 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		with a guy once and once with a girl lol
2008/04/05		6:35:25 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		once with a chick, ounce with aanother chick and aounce with a other chick
2008/04/05		6:35:33 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		wow, u playa
2008/04/05		6:35:34 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol
2008/04/05		6:35:52 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol
2008/04/05		6:35:57 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		:$
2008/04/05		6:36:04 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		*8-|
2008/04/05		6:37:09 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol
2008/04/05		6:37:09 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		so?
2008/04/05		6:37:31 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		how do u have sex with a nother chick?
2008/04/05		6:38:27 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		you lick out their pussy
2008/04/05		6:38:50 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		thats not sex lol
2008/04/05		6:39:03 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeah it is
2008/04/05		6:39:12 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		and i fingerd her
2008/04/07		6:55:53 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		so wat bout that movie ay
2008/04/07		6:56:06 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol
2008/04/07		6:56:09 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		soz, but pic first
2008/04/07		6:56:25 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		mk
2008/04/07		6:56:45 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		have u got it yet?
2008/04/07		6:57:37 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer but my parents are here and i dont really want them walkin in and seein a dick on the screen
2008/04/07		6:57:51 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol
2008/04/07		6:57:56 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		ur full of excuses lol
2008/04/07		6:57:56 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer
2008/04/07		6:58:17 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		na its just yer
2008/04/07		6:58:31 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol kk then
2008/04/07		6:58:48 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		mmm so u got the vid??
2008/04/07		6:59:08 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol ur horny ay
2008/04/07		6:59:17 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer
2008/04/07		6:59:22 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		u dont get the vid til i get the pic lol
2008/04/07		6:59:22 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		LOL
2008/04/07		6:59:24 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		thats the deal
2008/04/07		6:59:54 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		fair enough
2008/04/07		7:00:48 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		soo umm lol do u like my pic i sent you on the weekend?
2008/04/07		7:01:10 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer
2008/04/07		7:01:24 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		do u wana hav sex with me?
2008/04/07		7:02:44 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer
2008/04/07		7:02:57 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		do i make you hot? lol
2008/04/07		7:03:55 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol yer
2008/04/07		7:04:16 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		wat r u doing this weekend?
2008/04/07		7:04:26 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		work
2008/04/07		7:04:37 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		wen r u working?
2008/04/07		7:04:41 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		wat hours?\
2008/04/07		7:05:11 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		8:30am to 6:00pm
2008/04/07		7:05:24 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		both days?
2008/04/07		7:05:37 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer
2008/04/07		7:06:03 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		do u think im hot?
2008/04/07		7:06:07 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeh
2008/04/07		7:06:13 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i wana fuck u lol
2008/04/07		7:06:24 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		do u want to hav sex with me?
2008/04/07		7:06:28 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		LOl
2008/04/07		7:06:28 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		how bout u come to glebe after u finish work on saturday?
2008/04/07		7:06:32 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeah i do lol
2008/04/07		7:06:52 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		ok
2008/04/07		7:06:55 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		g2g
2008/04/09		6:36:29 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		happy birthday 4 tomorow!
2008/04/09		6:36:43 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lolthanx
2008/04/09		6:36:51 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		so wats up?
2008/04/09		6:37:01 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		nm wbu?
2008/04/09		6:37:14 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		same lol
2008/04/09		6:37:24 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		cool
2008/04/09		6:39:49 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol so i made that video today
2008/04/09		6:40:06 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		really want to send it to me?
2008/04/09		6:40:20 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		remember r deal?
2008/04/09		6:40:33 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer but my mum is here
2008/04/09		6:40:39 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		ur so ful of shit
2008/04/09		6:40:47 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		ur neva going to send me it r u?
2008/04/09		6:40:58 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		na i will
2008/04/09		6:41:22 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		wel ur always like my mum is here or sum shit
2008/04/09		6:41:41 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i dont giv away movies 4 free yknow
2008/04/09		6:41:44 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		im not a slut
2008/04/09		6:41:52 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer thats coz u should come on earlier
2008/04/09		6:41:57 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol
2008/04/09		6:42:12 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		y dont u take it earlyer and then giv it to me wen i come on?
2008/04/09		6:42:44 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		im not That smart
2008/04/09		6:42:52 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		loljks
2008/04/09		6:42:56 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol ur sure not
2008/04/09		6:43:16 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol jks u seem heaps smart
2008/04/09		6:43:35 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol thanx
2008/04/09		6:44:12 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		so i got an idea for a birthday present i culd giv u
2008/04/09		6:44:26 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		a vid???
2008/04/09		6:45:37 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		????
2008/04/09		6:45:43 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		wat is it???
2008/04/09		6:46:31 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol beta then a vid
2008/04/09		6:46:45 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		u free after school tomoro?
2008/04/09		6:47:13 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		na soz i got work
2008/04/09		6:47:19 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		aww shit
2008/04/09		6:47:24 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		where do u work?
2008/04/09		6:47:37 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		dickson
2008/04/09		6:48:01 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		wat was it i could maybe get out of it?
2008/04/09		6:48:30 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		???????
2008/04/09		6:49:43 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i was gona say
2008/04/09		6:50:01 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		maybe u culd come to gleebe and we could have sex lol
2008/04/09		6:50:22 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		wat time?
2008/04/09		6:50:42 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lik.. 4:30?
2008/04/09		6:51:31 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		can we make it 4:00 coz i start at 4:15
2008/04/09		6:51:41 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeah sure
2008/04/09		6:51:47 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		cool
2008/04/09		6:52:13 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		so see u there?
2008/04/09		6:52:19 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer
2008/04/09		6:52:27 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		meet at the playground and then we will find somewhere private
2008/04/09		6:52:41 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		ok
2008/04/09		6:52:45 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol
2008/04/09		6:53:11 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		cool
2008/04/09		6:53:13 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i cant wait lol
2008/04/09		6:53:29 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		me neither
2008/04/09		6:55:00 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		so is there postion u particualy like?
2008/04/09		6:55:38 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol um yer there is actualy
2008/04/09		6:55:47 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		i like to be on top
2008/04/09		6:55:51 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		cowgirl style lol
2008/04/09		6:56:19 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		backwards cowgirl or forwards???
2008/04/09		6:56:19 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		lol
2008/04/09		6:56:28 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, forwards
2008/04/09		6:56:48 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		is there a position u like? cos it is ur birthday lol
2008/04/09		6:57:10 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		na im cool with wat ever
2008/04/09		6:57:20 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		cool
2008/04/09		6:57:46 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol. its ok if ur not into it, but have u eva had anal?
2008/04/09		6:58:12 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		no i havent
2008/04/09		6:58:23 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		do u wana try it? or not?
2008/04/09		6:58:36 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		im cool either way ive just neva tried it and thought it could be fun lol
2008/04/09		6:58:43 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer
2008/04/09		6:59:07 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		tryin new things is always fun lol
2008/04/09		6:59:13 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol, yeah
2008/04/09		6:59:23 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		g2g
2008/04/09		6:59:27 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		ok
2008/04/09		6:59:30 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		cya tomoro
2008/04/11		6:48:11 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		hey wtf u stoof me up!
2008/04/11		6:48:50 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		(rude)
2008/04/11		6:49:25 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		fuk u 2 then!
2008/04/11		6:49:32 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		wtf is ur problem?
2008/04/11		6:49:53 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		fuck u jonny
2008/04/11		6:49:56 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		lol
2008/04/11		6:50:01 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		how did you know?
2008/04/11		6:50:08 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		sozzz
2008/04/11		6:50:52 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		oi jonny take it off the blog now
2008/04/11		6:51:00 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		nnah
2008/04/11		6:52:18 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer u had ur 2 days
2008/04/11		6:52:27 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		marcel.. it happened yesterday
2008/04/11		6:53:25 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yer yesterday and today and every1 is payin the fuck thro me
2008/04/11		6:53:52 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		soz
2008/04/11		6:54:02 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		but no
2008/04/11		6:54:21 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		i think u mean
2008/04/11		6:54:25 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		soz
2008/04/11		6:54:31 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		but yer
2008/04/11		6:54:53 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		well marcel i think we have proved that what you think isnt always right
2008/04/11		6:55:25 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		yep ok but please take it off?
2008/04/11		6:55:32 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		maybe
2008/04/11		6:55:33 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		in time
2008/04/11		6:55:54 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		in minutes??
2008/04/11		6:56:11 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		yeah
2008/04/11		6:56:15 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		but a LOT of them
2008/04/11		6:56:27 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		good thankyou
2008/04/11		6:56:35 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		sigh marcel
2008/04/11		6:57:06 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		when i said 'yeah, but a lot of them' i meant indefinintly
2008/04/11		6:57:23 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		minutes can be used, theoretically, to measure any amount of time
2008/04/11		6:57:32 PM		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		Marcel		its just silly to do so
2008/04/11		6:57:49 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		""
2008/04/11		6:57:58 PM		Marcel		(*)(*)Annaaaa!(*)(*)		please take it off

Omegle Broken English Cybering

Omegle is a website that connects you to a stranger and lets you have an instant messaging conversation with them. A larger proportion of its users a Brazillian and speak poor English. I was bored one day and decided to pretend to be Brazillian and feign fractured English while talking to one of these Brazillians. The result is the following conversation (I am "You" and the other guy is "Stranger")

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi bitch

You: i am brazil

You: :D

You: why dont you say ?

You: hello ?

You: hi ?

You: you bored

Stranger: ..

You: hello !!

You: asl ?

Stranger: You are a boy?

You: i am a girl

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: brazil

You: my english not well

Stranger: How old are you

You: 16

Stranger: So do i

You: cool !

Stranger: Do you like make love?

You: i love make love !

You: internet sex ?

Stranger: What?

You: have sex on internet ?

Stranger: Vidieo on line?

You: its where you say sex words on internet

You: i suck your cock

You: im touching my pussy

Stranger: Yeah

You: i touch my pussy with speed

Stranger: Oh come on

You: come on

You: i want your cock on top of my pussy

You: put your cock on me

You: i want to feel hot

You: do it !

Stranger: Oh I like

You: you say too

Stranger: Touch my cock

Stranger: It's so big

You: i touch your cock with my mouth

You: its the largest

Stranger: Do you like it?

You: my pussy is a swimming pool

You: yes

Stranger: I suck it

Stranger: Wa so much

You: oh !

You: touch my ass hole with your hands

Stranger: Do you use msn or other?

You: no

You: we are internet sex !

You: i put your cock in my tummy

Stranger: ..

Stranger: Hot

Stranger: My english is not good

You: you make love all over my big bosom

Stranger: Em

Stranger: Ah

You: my teats are leaking

Stranger: So hot

You: oh boy'

You: put your cock in my ass

Stranger: I like. Em....Ah....

You: say something hot to me

Stranger: I like put it in your mouse

You: it taste good

Stranger: It's too wet

Stranger: I'll go

Stranger: Quickly

You: go all over my face

You: it feels like warm waterfight

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Do you want again?

You: yeah

You: i want it 3 times

Stranger: Ah, you are so sexy

You: you are too

You: i am actually touching my pussy now

You: its a swimming pool for you

Stranger: Take out your clothes

You: im not wearing any clothes

You: take your clothes out to me

Stranger: I wan't see yoour body

Stranger: Give your possy to my mouse

Stranger: Ah so sweet

You: its so wet

You: its raining on your mouse

Stranger: Ah bitch

Stranger: Suck my cock

You: i poo on your face

You: and you have to eat it

Stranger: How many times do you make with your boy friend

You: 7

Stranger: One ninght

You: eat my poo

Stranger: So good

You: do you like my poo?

Stranger: So much

Stranger: Nice to meet you, I had go

Stranger: Wenderful ninght

You: bye bye sexy

Stranger: Bye dear

Your conversational partner has disconnected.